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Cannabis, hemp & CBD

420-friendly websites. Serious engineering behind them.

Dispensaries, hemp and CBD shops, grow suppliers, and cannabis publishers get the same care as every other ThoseGeeks client. You also get someone who already knows about the age notices, the ad restrictions, and the payment headaches.

ThoseGeeksNet wt. 1 website

Hybrid

Design-forward, engineering-heavy

Cultivar
Friendly websites
Grown in
Southwest Virginia
Since
2003
Batch
100+ projects launched
Terpenes
WordPress, WooCommerce, Astro, Sanity, Cloudflare, GA4
Effects
Fast pages. Clear navigation. Easy to update. Happy clients.

For business owners 21+. Keep out of reach of page-builder templates.

Lot TG-420
Why not a template

This industry has rules. Your website should already know them.

  • Age notices and disclaimers

    Age gates, 21+ notices, affiliate disclosures, and not-medical-advice language go where they belong, without wrecking the first impression.

  • Search has to carry you

    Most ad platforms restrict cannabis ads, so search and content do the heavy lifting. We build sites that earn their traffic with pages people want to read.

  • No pot-leaf clip art

    No tie-dye, no stoner jokes in the navigation. Design that makes a first-time visitor comfortable and gives a regulator nothing to look at.

Proof: jazzycabbages.com

We didn't wait for a cannabis client. We built our own site.

Jazzy Cabbages is ThoseGeeks co-founder Jeremy's cannabis education site: edibles recipes, growing guides, and plain answers for beginners, written to be warm and honest instead of full of jargon.

  • A recipe library with dairy-free, vegan, and vegetarian filters
  • A potency calculator for dosing a batch before it goes in the oven
  • Growing guides, Cannabis 101 explainers, and a glossary
  • A 21+ notice, affiliate disclosure, and not-medical-advice language in the site footer
  • Built on Astro, so pages load fast and stay easy to maintain
Visit jazzycabbages.com
Potency calculatorSimplified demo

A good cannabis site does work for its readers. Here is the idea behind the calculator, small enough to try.

25mg per serving, at most700 mg THC in the batch

An upper bound that ignores decarb and infusion loss. The full calculator lives on jazzycabbages.com.

Who this is for

If the plant pays your bills, we can help.

We work with licensed, lawful businesses, and we'll ask where you operate before we quote.

  • Dispensaries and delivery

    Menus, hours, and locations that work on a phone.

  • Hemp and CBD shops

    Online stores planned around what your processor allows.

  • Grow and hydro supply

    Catalogs and how-to content for home growers.

  • Glass and smoke shops

    Local search, product galleries, clear store info.

  • Publishers and educators

    Recipe, guide, and glossary sites like our own.

  • Events and advocacy

    Ticketing, sign-ups, and campaign pages.

Virginia

In Virginia? Get there early.

Possession and home grow have been legal here since July 2021. Under the state budget passed in June 2026, licensed retail sales can start July 1, 2027, and the Cannabis Control Authority begins taking license applications February 1, 2027.

When the stores open, the ones people find first will be the ones whose sites were already live and already ranking.

How we work

The same process every client gets.

Clients who've worked with other agencies always say the same thing: “I never knew what was happening.” That's not us.

  1. 01

    Discovery

    Your goals, your audience, and where you're licensed to operate.

  2. 02

    Strategy

    Sitemap, content architecture, and page priorities.

  3. 03

    Design

    Branding, type, color, and a design system every page is built from.

  4. 04

    Build

    Fast, clean code, tested across browsers and devices as we go.

  5. 05

    Launch

    Thorough QA, DNS migration, and a coordinated go-live.

Let's build this.

If you have an idea or a problem that needs solving, we would love to hear about it.